Chris Evans throwing an invisible shield
oh my god he looks like one of those cheap ass action figures wehre you press the button and his body spins around this is the most awkward shit i swear
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
WHAT IF YOU WERE IN THE GROCERY STORE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU JUST STARTED FUCKING THROWING YOGURT EVERYWHERE AND YOU THREW SO MUCH YOGURT THAT THE FLOOR WAS COVERED IN YOGURT AND THEN YOU JUST YOGURT SLIP N SLIDE DOWN THE FUCKING AISLE OH MAN THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
i would never pay thousands of dollars for a friggen purse unless it could actually disassemble itself and form around my body as a suit of highly advanced weaponry that allowed me to fight aliens and demigods and jaded russians and what have you.
why put croutons on a salad when you can eat them directly from the bag
- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
